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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Hawaiian Badger Party Platter

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 4 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to low.
  2. Drop 15 lb sliced badger into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in half a dozen jalapeno peppers.
  4. Pour in 8 oz sliced American cheese.
  5. Add a pack of Mentos.
  6. Cook for 4 hours.

Serve warm.

Show me another delectable meal!