Burntchicken presents: Martha's Crocodile Supreme

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 4 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 15 cups crocodile puree into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a bottle of herbal shampoo.
4. Pour in a bottle of Worcestershire sauce.
5. Add a bottle of ranch dressing.
6. Cook for 4 hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!