Burntchicken presents: Rhinoceros Casserole

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to high.
2. Drop 10 lb sliced rhinoceros into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a bottle of 7-Up.
4. Pour in a bottle of Vodka.
5. Stir in a bottle of herbal shampoo.
6. Slosh with a bottle of ranch dressing.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve warm.

Show me another delectable meal!