Burntchicken presents: Welsh Sea Lion

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 20 cups sea lion into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a can of crushed pineapple.
4. Pour in a can of kidney beans.
5. Stir in a can of diced tomatoes.
6. Slosh with a can of fruit cocktail.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve cold.

Show me another delectable meal!