As seen on TV

Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Last Chance Horse Meat

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to low.
  2. Drop 20 cups horse meat into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in 8 oz sliced American cheese.
  4. Pour in a bag of Funyuns.
  5. Stir in a bag of Bugles.
  6. Slosh with a bag of circus peanuts.
  7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve hot.

Show me another delectable meal!