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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Rhinoceros Casserole

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to high.
  2. Drop 10 lb sliced rhinoceros into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a bottle of 7-Up.
  4. Pour in a bottle of Vodka.
  5. Stir in a bottle of herbal shampoo.
  6. Slosh with a bottle of ranch dressing.
  7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve warm.

Show me another delectable meal!