Burntchicken presents: Octopus Surprise

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to high.
2. Drop 5 cups octopus into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a can of kidney beans.
4. Pour in a can of root beer.
5. Stir in a can of lima beans.
6. Slosh with a can of mandarin oranges.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!