Burntchicken presents: Kidney Bean Mélange

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 10 cups minced kidney bean into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a pack of Certs.
4. Pour in a pack of Twinkies.
5. Stir in a pack of frozen peas.
6. Slosh with a pack of frozen spinach.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!