Burntchicken presents: Peggy's Whale Blubber Newburg

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 15 cups minced whale blubber into heated cooker.
3. Dump in 4 teabags.
4. Pour in a bag of circus peanuts.
5. Stir in 4 tbsp bacon grease.
6. Slosh with 8 oz sliced American cheese.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve flaming hot.

Show me another delectable meal!