Burntchicken presents: Guinea Pig Goulash

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 3 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 20 lb sliced guinea pig into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a bag of pretzels.
4. Pour in a bottle of ranch dressing.
5. Cook for 3 hours.

Serve cold.

Show me another delectable meal!