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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: 7 Boy Seafood Dinner

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to low.
  2. Drop 10 lb sliced seafood into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a tbsp of vinegar.
  4. Let cook for 4 hours.
  5. Pour in 1 tsp of pepper.
  6. Stir in a cup of catsup.
  7. Slosh with a cup of mustard.
  8. Cook for 5 additional hours.

Serve cold.

Show me another delectable meal!