Burntchicken presents: Grasshoppers Goulash

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to high.
2. Drop 5 cups minced grasshoppers into heated cooker.
3. Dump in 4 tbsp bacon grease.
4. Pour in a bag of frozen corn.
5. Stir in 8 oz sliced American cheese.
6. Slosh with a bag of Bugles.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve hot.

Show me another delectable meal!