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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Boiled Seal Miscellany

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to high.
  2. Drop 5 cups minced seal into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a pack of frozen peas.
  4. Pour in a package of orange Jello (dry).
  5. Stir in a pack of frozen spinach.
  6. Slosh with a pack of Mentos.
  7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!