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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Morning After Polar Bear

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 4 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to low.
  2. Drop 15 cups minced polar bear into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a bag of Funyuns.
  4. Let cook for 3 hours.
  5. Pour in a bottle of herbal shampoo.
  6. Add a bag of pretzels.
  7. Cook for 4 additional hours.

Serve flaming hot.

Show me another delectable meal!