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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Martha's Crocodile Supreme

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 4 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to low.
  2. Drop 15 cups crocodile puree into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a bottle of herbal shampoo.
  4. Pour in a bottle of Worcestershire sauce.
  5. Add a bottle of ranch dressing.
  6. Cook for 4 hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!