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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Morning After Goldfish

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 3 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to high.
  2. Drop 5 lb sliced goldfish into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in a box of Girl Scout Tagalongs.
  4. Let cook for 2 hours.
  5. Pour in a can of Bac-O Bits.
  6. Cook for 3 additional hours.

Serve flaming hot.

Show me another delectable meal!