Burntchicken presents: Rhinoceros Casserole
Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!
It's really this simple:
- Set your slow cooker to high.
- Drop 10 lb sliced rhinoceros into heated cooker.
- Dump in a bottle of 7-Up.
- Pour in a bottle of Vodka.
- Stir in a bottle of herbal shampoo.
- Slosh with a bottle of ranch dressing.
- Cook for 5 hours.
Serve warm.