Burntchicken presents: Maryland Soft Possum

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to high.
2. Drop 15 cups possum puree into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a packet of onion soup powder.
4. Pour in an onion chopped.
5. Stir in a pound of bacon.
6. Slosh with a Snickers bar.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!