Burntchicken presents: Morning After Polar Bear
Even you can make this delicious meal with just 4 ingredients!
It's really this simple:
- Set your slow cooker to low.
- Drop 15 cups minced polar bear into heated cooker.
- Dump in a bag of Funyuns.
- Let cook for 3 hours.
- Pour in a bottle of herbal shampoo.
- Add a bag of pretzels.
- Cook for 4 additional hours.
Serve flaming hot.
Show me another delectable meal!