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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Tangy Shih Tzu Chili

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to high.
  2. Drop 15 cups Shih Tzu puree into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in half cup candy corn.
  4. Let cook for 4 hours.
  5. Pour in 1 lb of cottage cheese.
  6. Stir in half a loaf of white bread.
  7. Slosh with half a dozen jalapeno peppers.
  8. Cook for 5 additional hours.

Serve flaming hot.

Show me another delectable meal!