Burntchicken presents: Mexicali Cabbage Chili

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 4 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to high.
2. Drop 5 cups cabbage puree into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a box of Girl Scout Tagalongs.
4. Let cook for 3 hours.
5. Pour in a bag of Skittles.
6. Add a bag of Bugles.
7. Cook for 4 additional hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!