Burntchicken presents: Glazed Kidney Bean

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 4 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 10 lbs filet of kidney bean into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a bag of Funyuns.
4. Let cook for 3 hours.
5. Pour in a bottle of herbal shampoo.
6. Add a bag of pretzels.
7. Cook for 4 additional hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!