Burntchicken presents: Crocodile Mulligan

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 3 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 20 cups crocodile puree into heated cooker.
3. Dump in 1 lb of cottage cheese.
4. Pour in 3 tbsp of used coffee grounds.
5. Cook for 3 hours.

Serve warm.

Show me another delectable meal!