Burntchicken presents: Dutch Polar Bear
Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!
It's really this simple:
- Set your slow cooker to high.
- Drop 5 lbs filet of polar bear into heated cooker.
- Dump in half a loaf of white bread.
- Pour in 1 lb of cottage cheese.
- Stir in half cup candy corn.
- Slosh with half a dozen jalapeno peppers.
- Cook for 5 hours.
Serve warm.