Burntchicken presents: Ozark Octopus Pudding

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 3 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to high.
2. Drop 15 cups minced octopus into heated cooker.
3. Dump in a head of lettuce.
4. Let cook for 2 hours.
5. Pour in a pack of frozen spinach.
6. Cook for 3 additional hours.

Serve flaming hot.

Show me another delectable meal!