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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Warm Goldfish Dip

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to low.
  2. Drop 20 cups goldfish into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in 4 tbsp bacon grease.
  4. Let cook for 4 hours.
  5. Pour in a bag of frozen corn.
  6. Stir in 8 oz sliced American cheese.
  7. Slosh with a bag of Bugles.
  8. Cook for 5 additional hours.

Serve flaming hot.

Show me another delectable meal!