Burntchicken presents: Peggy's Whale Blubber Newburg
Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!
It's really this simple:
- Set your slow cooker to low.
- Drop 15 cups minced whale blubber into heated cooker.
- Dump in 4 teabags.
- Pour in a bag of circus peanuts.
- Stir in 4 tbsp bacon grease.
- Slosh with 8 oz sliced American cheese.
- Cook for 5 hours.
Serve flaming hot.