Burntchicken presents: Tangy Rattle Snake Chili

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 5 cups rattle snake into heated cooker.
3. Dump in an onion chopped.
4. Pour in 1 lb of cottage cheese.
5. Stir in half a dozen jalapeno peppers.
6. Slosh with half a loaf of white bread.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve lukewarm.

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