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Only 5 ingredients or less!

Burntchicken presents: Dutch Polar Bear

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

  1. Set your slow cooker to high.
  2. Drop 5 lbs filet of polar bear into heated cooker.
  3. Dump in half a loaf of white bread.
  4. Pour in 1 lb of cottage cheese.
  5. Stir in half cup candy corn.
  6. Slosh with half a dozen jalapeno peppers.
  7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve warm.

Show me another delectable meal!