Burntchicken presents: Candied Monkey Brain

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to high.
2. Drop 15 lbs filet of monkey brain into heated cooker.
3. Dump in 3 cups of Fruity Pebbles.
4. Let cook for 4 hours.
5. Pour in a cup of mustard.
6. Stir in a bottle of 7-Up.
7. Slosh with a tbsp of vinegar.
8. Cook for 5 additional hours.

Serve lukewarm.

Show me another delectable meal!