Burntchicken presents: Last Chance Horse Meat

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to low.
2. Drop 20 cups horse meat into heated cooker.
3. Dump in 8 oz sliced American cheese.
4. Pour in a bag of Funyuns.
5. Stir in a bag of Bugles.
6. Slosh with a bag of circus peanuts.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve hot.

Show me another delectable meal!