Burntchicken presents: Boiled Octopus In Sauce

Even you can make this delicious meal with just 5 ingredients!

It's really this simple:

1. Set your slow cooker to high.
2. Drop 20 cups octopus into heated cooker.
3. Dump in 4 cups of cranberries.
4. Pour in 8 oz sliced American cheese.
5. Stir in 4 oz can of pimentos.
6. Slosh with 4 teabags.
7. Cook for 5 hours.

Serve warm.

Show me another delectable meal!